The new Star Trek flick has started a Trekkie civil war
J.J. Abrams' new Star Trek has sparked a huge controversy in the Trekkie universe, a controversy that in the real world amounts to a drunken debate in a dive border town bar over which Darren on Bewitched was more "boneable." My sneak preview review sparked a wave of supportive and angry comments that I have never seen in my history with TV Squad, which amounts to six months depending on which of my accountants you talk to. My former accountant can be reached at the Tennessee Colony State Prison, Tennessee Colony, Texas.
It seems the angrier of the Treksters are getting their head gear in a bunch because Abrams chose to work Leonard Nimoy into the picture via a time travel plot that completely alters the original history and lore of the original series. As one commentor put it, "instead of obliterating a few minutes of exposition about 20 years we didn't watch, this has obliterated [forty three plus] years of storytelling that we did watch."
If I may respectfully offer a differing view that you may not have heard or even thought of before, IT'S A @#*$ING MOVIE! J.J. Abrams made a fun series that had become boring and dull and completely barren of any original concepts or entertainment fun again. He didn't rewrite the Old Testament or add another chapter to the Koran or completely dispute the entire theory of creation of human life by letting Spock travel back in time.
For God's sake, get out of that darkened apartment, put on your pointy Spock ears, go down to the local cineplex or multiplex or googleplex and watch the thing. If you can't even bring yourself to do that when you get to the theater, buy a ticket to Next Day Air and soften the blow of the bomb that is about to be dropped on poor Donald Faison when the Sunday box office figures roll around. At least you'll be angry outside for a change.
If that doesn't convince you, maybe a harsh intervention from one of your own will force you to face (heh) reality.

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