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How I Met Your Mother: As Fast As She Can

by Joel Keller, posted May 12th 2009 12:45AM
HIMYM: As Fast As She Can(S04E23) Earlier today, I received a rough-cut copy of HIMYM's season finale. I was all giddy and wanted to pop it in the DVD player right away, but I wanted to wait until I saw tonight's episode first, figuring it would set up the finale, as it did in past seasons. This episode does so, at least a little bit. But the most important part of the story -- the results of Ted's chance meeting with Stella on that street corner -- was at once disappointing and refreshing.

Confused? Well journey with me after the jump and I'll tell you why.

HIMYM: As Fast As She CanLet's talk about the refreshing part first: Stella's not the Mother. In fact, she's completely the opposite; she broke Ted's heart so thoroughly that he didn't really want to have anything to do with her. What was also refreshing was that the plot with Stella actually dealt more with how Stella's ex-and-current, Tony, wanted to make amends with Ted for stealing his bride. Was it a bit of a head fake from Bays and Thomas? Sure. But it's not like we didn't get some Ted / Stella closure in the bargain. Heck, anyone who drives Ted to Jersey to bail out Barney deserves some closure.

But now the story of the show's title starts to make a little bit of sense, at least the aspect of how it's going to be told. What are seemingly monumental events turn out to be just the turns a person takes on the path of his life. Yes, meeting Stella on that corner on that day led him to meet the Mother. But the way it happened was through another series of small events, starting with Tony wanting to make amends. That's how Carter and Craig are going to be able to stretch things out for as long as they can; at this point, I really don't care if we meet the Mother until the very last episode.

Why? Well, because as most fans know, Ted's the least interesting person in the Scooby gang. And this episode pointed that out yet again. While Ted was practicing his angst with Stella, we got Barney taking the challenge to talk his way out of a speeding ticket (Best Barneyism: a tie between "a What-UpQuake" and "Challenge accep... wait for it..." For some reason, Ted didn't get when Barney pointed at him). Marshall and Robin chime in with their tales of getting out of tickets, with Marshall's being the best -- those brats sound delicious. So while Ted was a-whimperin' away, we had fun with the other folks.

I will say, though, that the "murder house" job was pretty funny. How the guy who owned it thought calling his favorite room a "laundry" room would cover his intentions up, I'll never know.

More fun stuff:
  • "I've seen that porn movie. I've made that porn movie!" Really, Marshall? Is Lily that kinky?
  • I get this weird feeling that the writers just missed the mark on Tony. We all know how funny Jason Jones can be, and there seemed to be glimpses of Tony's goofiness -- like the kung fu schtick -- but not enough to take advantage of Jones' abilities.
  • Also, to believe that Tony and Stella were close enough in age to have met in high school is a bit of a stretch. You don't even have to look up their ages; Jason Jones just looks about ten years older than Sarah Chalke does.
  • Lily's back! And she got the joke! It's going to be odd to see her and Cobie actually get smaller in the finale, which was shot early to ensure both of them would be there.
  • The alterna-Stella with the big cans was much more interesting than the real Stella. Even the dog she was carrying was more interesting than Stella.
  • Also good to see Marshall's Fiero make a guest appearance in his ticket-dodging flashback.
  • Which "big fat check" joke did you like the best? I like Robin's "two seats on the plane" line.
  • The neighbor of Ted's who kept mistakenly encouraging him and Stella to get back together? Renee Taylor from The Nanny. It's very sad that I know that.

This episode was OK. The dramatic moment (and the source of the episode's title) between Stella and Ted helped make it for me, even though the other plot involved some light fun. But -- and here's the disappointing part -- you'd think that a cliffhanger like the Stella revelation last week would have deserved a more monumental follow-up. I guess we'll see that during the finale...

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M@

What was up with the weird color coordination between Robin's shirt and sweater, and the two umbrellas in the TedStella scene early on? The yellow and blue matched almost perfectly between the two scenes... coincidence? (you can sort of see it in the two screenshots above)

May 13 2009 at 1:45 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Heather

Yeah. What an interesting two years HIMYM is having. First the Writer's Strike and then Cobie and Alyson getting preggers.

After this episode I...
-Want to see Tony's movie. Since the Goat will be resolved this season (I hope), we needed something new to look forward too.
-Realized that Ted is the least interesting but I still love him to death like all the others. Don't know why
-Will need to find a friend named Ted so I can use the "Accep-wait for it" riff
-Am utterly confused about Stella's age. I pegged her in her mid-30s and Tony in his late 30s. They cannot be younger than that.
-Want want want Ted's ringtone. Does he have a different ringtone for each person? Then, that'll make it more apparently Robin and Barney are bound to be together.

May 12 2009 at 9:14 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
GL

I found this to be a strange and disappointing episode. The gang was funny, as per usual, but Ted and Stella were a drag.

I see the point of the small moments that drive a life path, but I was disappointed that they would bring Stella back in just for the events of this episode. If this was an attempt at a head fake, it failed miserably. Nobody thought anything much was coming of Stella's reappearance other than as an avenue to something/someone else. Tony's story line was mildly entertaining but felt forced to me.

Marshall and the cop, however, was priceless.

May 12 2009 at 5:41 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Koads

I liked when Barneys voice changed when they where discussing speeding tickets.

May 12 2009 at 2:42 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Tove

I loved that too! And you could almost see how much the others cracked up.

I thought this ep was pretty good, but I'm expecting far better things from the season finale.

May 12 2009 at 4:29 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Joe

Great episode. Glad to see Lily back, even if it was only for a few seconds. I think a lot of people were worried that Stella was going to come back full time after last weeks episode. I also read a lot fo speculation that she was going to be the mother. The creators have said all along that we won't find out who she is until the series finale.

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May 12 2009 at 11:42 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
viewdrix

I was confused. How old is Stella's daughter? If I remember, wasn't she, like, 6? But Tony and Stella got pregnant at 19? So they're both supposed to be younger than 30? Bullplop.

May 12 2009 at 11:27 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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John

Granted Jason Jones is a little older, but Sarah Chalke's only 32.

May 12 2009 at 1:14 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
WhoElseButME

Yeah but she looks 50! ;-)

May 12 2009 at 3:07 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
litehousebeacon

I still find it hard to believe Lily, of all people, would have been so offended by that joke [yes, I know the punchline]. And her scene last night just seemed so "throw away." At least they're hiding her pregnancy when she is there, much better than they're hiding Robin's.

May 12 2009 at 11:12 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Courtney

"I've seen that porn movie. I've made that porn movie!" Really, Marshall? Is Lily that kinky?

I kinda saw that as a joke comment. He didn't make the porn. He was just exaggerating to indicate how ridiculous Barney was being.

May 12 2009 at 11:06 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Alicia R.

Joel! We agree on an episode! LOL I thought it was ok, but not the best.

I am glad we got a Stella/Ted ending. And I too can't wait for Tony's movie. LOL

Murder House was the best. Marshell freakin' out... "You can't build a Murder House Ted. Murder House!" all freakin' out.

Are my husband and I the only ones who cheered when Lily came back. "Lily!" Her line of, "I have to ease back into this" was classic.

So we finally will see what's up with the goat in the next episode yes?

May 12 2009 at 11:05 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Rmpr

Did u also noticed the "Let's go to the mall" ringtone on Ted's cell when Barney called? that was funny...

May 12 2009 at 9:28 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Dave

My one true laugh out loud moment for the episode. Nice touch.

May 12 2009 at 12:20 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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