Did someone ever tell that you have very beutiful eyes?

Ben: "look all you gotta say is ben is the king of beer pong and we wont sacrafice you to the gods"

"You're telling me I get all of these eighties classics on one compact disc?!"

Alright! I'll circumcise you, but only because it's what Abraham would've wanted.

While "Locke" had already worked out the inscribed scroll of The Flame. By accidentally producing fire from his new found legs!
Ben looked for help from Jacob, who appeared puzzled as it was a cheap replica of an old South African tribe scroll, reenacting out the rain dance.

O.k. wait! You said, "get milk, eggs, and bread" you didn't say anything about a pack of smokes! Now I have to go all the way back to the orchid and move the damn island again, just because you couldn't call while I was out last time! GEEZ!

i'm with john...............it would look better on the other wall

How long have you been here? Do you know that Britney shaved her head?

or

How long have you been here? America's got a black president, I know, that's amazing!

Does this come in mauve?

You are BREAKING UP with me for Locke?!!!!!! Oh, I was right, fate IS a fickle bitch!