Ugly Betty is making my eyes bleed

Ugly Betty has just wrapped up its latest season, and I feel like there are some matters that need to be addressed before they move forward. A lot of things about the last season have confused me. Like, was Daniel's dangerously painful singing super-necessary? All the clumsy footwork around Justin's extra-gayness? What about Marc and Amanda's little make-out session? Okay, that last one was pretty great, I'll admit, but some things have happened this season that have really stripped the show of its original charm. Because I am a shallow person that often cattily judges people by their appearance to cover up my personal insecurities and self-loathing, the biggest problem I had with this season was with the clothes. I thought Betty was supposed to be the tackiest one on the show.
It's been a recurring problem since they changed up their costume designer and threw the reins to Patricia Field during the show's move from LA to New York, but I was so stunned by Willie's outfit in a recent episode, I had to screencap it (see above). What happened to the super-fox constantly clad in varying shades of sleek champagne? This is what Season One Betty would have worn as a hilarious joke. From the sparkly purple pear holder head thing to the Hot Topic assistant manager sleeves... I don't even know where to rest my terrified eyes.
I can understand the show's candy colored aesthetics, but I am still astounded by the costuming. The first two seasons pulled off the quirkiness beautifully. I remember marveling at Marc's bold pattern combinations and confident colors, but now all I can visualize is that extra-weird tree bark sweater he wore in one episode that made him look like Treebeard's sassy BFF.
Everything was bright and borderline seizure-inducing but at least it was well-coordinated. Fingers crossed the characters next season will look a little less Betty-like. Well, except Betty, of course.

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