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Royal Pains: Pilot (series premiere)

by Jason Hughes, posted Jun 5th 2009 1:23AM
Royal Pains
(S01E01)
Never ever, ever go into work on your day off. It could just cost you your job. Especially if in doing so, the man who's name on the building dies and it in any way can be blamed on you. Just a friendly tip from the blogosphere. In these tough economic times, because I just had to start an article about a show set in the Hamptons with that, there's nothing better for people struggling to make ends meet than a show about people whose biggest struggle is ... well nothing, really.

I went into this show kind of expecting to be too annoyed by the fact that it's in the Hamptons to enjoy it, but dammit, I really started liking it. A big part of that is thanks to the dynamic between Mark Fuerstein and Paulo Costanza. Fuerstein, as Hank Lawson, is our lead who did the whole guy dying losing his job thing. And Constanza as his brother Evan, is the kind of guy who can breeze into a German Consulate's party with a bad accent and a fake ID.

Evan is an absolute hoot to watch. My wife recognized him right away from Road Trip, in which we both found his particular brand of smarminess fun. I didn't watch him in Joey because I wasn't going to watch Joey. But if you did, he's probably doing the same schtick here. But some actors, like Tyler Labine (Reaper), are so good in their particular schtick that they're fun to watch anyway.

The sequence with Evan in the motel room with two rich and beautiful girls looking for Hank is just brilliant. He's the perfect antithesis of Hank, who's very buttoned down. Hank is doing the right thing for the right reasons, which is why he didn't want to take that German Consulate's money or job offer for the summer. Considering he's been rendered unhirable in the medical field and he's beyond flat broke, he probably should have. Evan would have. Hell, I would have and I'm not even a doctor. Do you think they have an opening in concierge tech repair.

I love how becoming this concierge doctor is basically being forced on Hank. Suddenly everyone in the Hamptons has his number and the address of the Hampt-Inn he's staying at, to the delight of his brother (remember those two girls). Hell, his new P.A. "Physician's Assistant" comes equipped with a medical arsenal in her SUV. And yes, she basically showed up and sealed the deal on forcing him to become this doctor, though I'm still not sure why he's so insistently resistent. I guess it's so we can be force fed how morally upstanding he is.

It's fun watching Hank work like, as the cyberchondriac Libby called him, MacGuyver in treating these pampered patients wherever they happen to collapse. It's been awhile since we've seen a good use for a sandwich baggie, duct tape and a Bic pen. Bonus points for Hank getting an emergency call for medical care from the Hamptons Heritage Hospital where he found his newest client.

By the end of this pilot, I was getting annoyed with Hank's ongoing resistance to becoming the concierge doctor. We know that's what this show is about, so let's get on with it already. Thank god for Jill Flint, the pretty hospital administrator with the car that Hank almost drove off in at Boris'. She was finally able to convince Hank to stop whining and get into his role for the series already.

Evan and Hank have the makings of a fine comedic duo, similar to what USA has going on with Psych. And Divya is the perfect bridge between them and this world of the Hamptons. He's got a swanky place to stay with Boris, replacing the crappy old doctor, an in with the crowd via Divya, and we've got a great setup for a fun show. "Characters Welcome" indeed, USA. You actually pulled this one off. Nicely done.

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Tricia

www.associatedcontent.com/article/2064173/usa_network_strikes_gold_with_another.html

August 15 2009 at 1:30 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ART

ROYAL PAINS IS A GREAT SHOW
FUNNY DRAMA AND INTERESTING

July 30 2009 at 9:26 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Judy

The show is cute but I am getting so I can not take Evan, the brother. He is ridiculous. He is so annoying I may have to stop watching. No one could be that stupid.

July 23 2009 at 5:39 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
KBH

I guess it's not like tvsquad.com is the NYT... but if you - Jason Hughes - are getting paid for your review I'd recommend a spell check. You spelled both Mark Feuerstein (not Fuerstein!) and Paulo Costanzo (not Costanza!) incorrectly.


July 18 2009 at 4:34 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
jordancda

Things are SOOOO awkward between Hank and whatever Jill Flint's character is called. Its making the show unwatchable for me even though I do like it.

July 10 2009 at 7:00 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Dan

I watched 2 episodes due to Cambell Scott and another actor whom I know personally, however, I just can't bear another episode. It moves at a snails pace, the actors and dialogue are awkward. Evan is annoying. Everyone seems to be posing for the camera. blah blah blah....the dumbing down of entertainment, but then again maybe I'm just old and crotchety.

July 02 2009 at 7:13 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
darci

Promising pilot! I really enjoyed it.

I love how this show doesn't take itself too seriously, yet isn't ridiculously silly. I think it has good drama/comedy potential which is r are on shows these days...most of the ones I watch are one or the other.

They also had a lot of really great music in this episode, like "Shut Up and Let Me Go" by The Ting Tings, and especially "Ain't No Love in the Club" by Wylde Bunch (song playing when Hank and Evan arrive at Boris' castle) - such a fun song. There's a video of this scene at :
http://modestcomplexity.blogspot.com/2009/06/royal-pains.html

June 09 2009 at 6:25 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
chuck

anyone seen Playing God? the premise is 90% the same.

June 09 2009 at 12:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Andy

Mark Feuerstein is a really bad actor and even the non-sidekicks like that kid that got hurt outplay him.
Storywise I would give this show a chance, but if you can't connect with the main character it's no fun to watch.

June 07 2009 at 10:25 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Pamela

I loved it. Gets a season pass on my DVR. Good job.

June 06 2009 at 10:15 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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