Aliens are missing their shows because of digital transition
The elderly, hermits and people too cheap to get cable weren't the only victims of the recent transition to the digital airwaves. Apparently, the lack of an analog signal means that somewhere out there, an alien race that mankind has yet to discover will not know the winner of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.
An astronomer from the SETI Institute has speculated that undiscovered alien races or other forms of intelligent life in the universe won't be able to watch Earth's television because of the switchover.
Seth Shostak wrote an article for Space.com on how the traditional television signals are often beamed to the distant corners of the universe, much like the ones that SETI beams out and picks up on a daily basis. That explains why they have refused to contact us. I wouldn't go near a planet that beams out The Superstars longer than half of an episode.
Of course, the odds of an alien race picking up a very strong signal in distant space are weak at best. Shostak said an alien would have to have an "antennae the size of Texas" to pick up a good signal. That means he'll also have to have aluminum foil the length of the Pacific coastline just to get the damn thing to work.
Basically, we didn't miss out on a chance to communicate with a whole new race of beings, but it's one less chance of making contact with extraterrestrial life. If this cost us the chance to adapt their technology so that we can have rocket boots and duty-free space whiskey, I demand a federal oversight investigation.

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