Look, we have just about as good an idea as you as to what happens on the eleventh fourth hour of the Today show. Hoda Kotb (who won a Peabody Award) and Kathie Lee Gifford (who is loud) sit together, morning after morning, drinking, chatting, and generally swishing about in a televisual escapade that brings into the mix - among other things - Facebook, "cougars," breast cancer, and wine. Needless to say, we will be first in line when they invite a studio audience (although the appeal of hearing camera men laugh at Kathie Lee's menopausal delirium stands very well on its own).

Considering that we don't get to watch the show as often as we'd like, we very much appreciate being steered by The Soup toward a clip taken from a segment on Today called "I Got Played."

We're going to assume it's merely a recurring segment on the fourth hour of The Today Show in which KLG and HoHo play games or something ... ? Honestly, though, we'd be perfectly content if the segment were laid to rest, and we could thank the heavens above for providing us with this glorious clip in which the gals wear poodle skirts and librarian spectacles while, um, juggling ice cream and screaming ... or something?

How do we get in on this? Does it come in pill form?