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by Bob Sassone, posted Jul 1st 2009 11:29AM
Star TrekPorn movies are well known (so I've heard) for taking film titles and making them a little bit dirtier (so I've heard). Now Hustler is taking TV shows and creating a whole series of films based (or debased) or them. I'm kind of surprised that they're allowed to use Star Trek in the title of a film, like they have with This Ain't Star Trek XXX. I guess the "this ain't" part saves them from legal problems. There's also one called Not The Cosbys.

Other shows get pornified: Happy Days, The Brady Bunch, Gilligan's Island, and Hell's Kitchen, which seems like a weird choice for a porn movie that I don't want to think about. There's also something called Everybody Loves Lucy, which is really self-explanatory.

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May 02 2011 at 4:14 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bruce Bromley

Hustler is not the only company jumping on the bandwagon. New Sinsations has released DVD's based on The Office and has xxx versions of Scrubs and Seinfeld coming up.

July 01 2009 at 10:34 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Brian

There's one called Lay's Anatomy.

Hot, but no laughs.

July 01 2009 at 2:56 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Brent McKee

The amount of fanfic-porn about Star Trek is truly amazing, though much of it involves intimate moments between Kirk and Spock, which is not a market that Hustler is likely to be going for.

Sitcoms are a natural for this treatment; to a lesser extent so are reality shows. Gilligan's Island is a natural for porn (although the image of Mrs. Howell doing it - with anyone - is not one I want seared into my brain). Ditto with the Bradys (remember they're a blended family - the producers pretty much forgot the fact after the first season). We can all come up with some scenes that would give a whole new context to "Marcia Marcia Marcia." Happy Days is more of a problem - the only continuing females are Joanie and Mrs. C. As for Hell's Kitchen, well sex and food are inextricably linked, and add in a chef with what he readily admits is a low sperm count and you've got a winner.

July 01 2009 at 1:23 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Brian

Unfortunately, there are things about the Bradys you don't wanna know. Like Alice and Sam "after dark" ('Yeah, Sam, gimme some of your big meat'). Don't get me started with Mr. Brady.

July 01 2009 at 2:59 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
The Deej

I almost forgot there were also others such as the Flintbones & Married with Hormones.

Yeah my ex and I watched a lot of parody porn back in the 90's.

July 01 2009 at 12:47 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
The Deej

There was already a Star Trek porn done years ago with Mike Horner as Spock

July 01 2009 at 12:45 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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