America's Got Talent: Audition Show 6
(S04E05) "It looks like hunks in trunks will be dunking in Las Vegas!" - HoffAfter a funny entrance by "The Hoff Rider," wearing a black leather duster and cowboy hat, the show got started in Houston, Texas.
I sort of slugged my way through the first part of it, but wow, the ending was totally worth all the crummy acts. Barbara Padilla looks like any other stay-at-home mom, but out of her mouth came this awesome operatic voice. Not only that, she's a cancer survivor. I'm such a sucker for these heartfelt, hopeful stories. She's no newbie, though. Barbara actually has a nice Web site highlighting her talent.
Also not a newbie is Grandma Lee (pictured), who's done some stand-up comedy before coming on America's Got Talent. Pretty darn funny, though.
After the jump, check out my thoughts on tonight's auditions.
Some of the acts I didn't enjoy:
- Bruce Thomas, hand musician. Any time somebody says they're the only one with this particular talent, you know it's not going to go well. Bruce is a handyman and certainly seems like a nice guy. But when he said, "My hand sounds will definitely clear the air" ... groan ... He played "Yankee Doodle" on his hands, and it just was not good.
- Ruby Revue, burlesque act. These girls were, as Piers said, "a complete shambles from start to finish." They fell off their chairs, for cripes sake.
- Crispy Family Carnival, variety. This act consisted of a fat guy getting things stapled and hooked to his body. In particular, some things were hung on his nipples! Good luck with that.
Some of the acts I didn't know what to think about:
- Eleisha Miller, singer. This 8-year-old girl was cute as all get out and had a giant personality, noting that she was "99% excited and 1% nervous." She played the piano and sang "Proud Mary." While she wasn't the most talented person on the stage tonight, she certainly had guts! Sharon said no, while Piers and Hoff said yes. It's funny because while Eleisha was completely grabbing her time in the sun, her parents backstage seemed totally nerdy and shy. Where does she get it from?!
- Times 2, singers. These twins knew how to work the crowd, and said their grandmama had them singing in church when they were four. Lots of raw talent and energy, but I don't know if their vocals are all that great (Sharon agreed with me). Though Piers voted no, Hoff and Sharon voted yes.
Some of the acts I enjoyed/loved:
- The Texas Tenors, singers. Dressed in dapper tuxes, these singers were fun to look at and listen to. They got the crowd going, and Sharon seemed like she had a little crush on one of them. Though he was unemployed, she though she could find a job for him. They're through to Vegas.
- Acrodunk, acrobatics. This group of five guys were really entertaining and energetic. They did these wild stunts where they jumped off this launching pad and shot a basketball through a hoop. It's a lot more awesome than I make it sound. Sharon said she could have watched them all night, and Hoff said, "It looks like hunks in trunks will be dunking in Las Vegas!"
- Live in Color, dancing. Just a quick shot of these guys, but they looked fun and they're headed to Vegas.
- Anna Pipoyan, bellydancing. This teacher danced with a lit candelabra on her head. Nick Cannon said he hoped his wife wouldn't get mad at him him lighting someone else's fire. I don't think Mariah's worried. Anna is headed to Vegas.
- Eclipse, rapper. This kid is a server at Olive Garden, and the judges loved him. I'm not that big on rappers, but even I have to say he was pretty good. He's through to Vegas.
- Grandma Lee, comedian. This 75-year-old retired phone operator said she wanted to get a message out to everyone: Live your dream! How funny that they played the theme song for "Murder, She Wrote" during Grandma's preview. She was pretty funny and made me laugh. And the judges loved her and sent her on to Vegas. You, go, girl!
- Barbara Padilla, opera singer. This stay-at-home mom has an incredible voice. Seriously, she looks like a regular mom, but this beautiful operatic voice came out of her. Awesome! And her story is great, too. She's a cancer survivor, and said "if you have hope, you keep going." Couldn't agree more.
What did you think of tonight's auditions? Got any favorites?
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