On behalf of Battlestar Galactica, you suck, Emmy!
Every year I foolishly get excited that maybe this year the Emmys will reach out and nominate something different. But then it's the same old nominees from the previous year. Even if a show has an off year, Emmy just goes ahead and nominates it again.Of last year's six nominees for Drama Series, only one didn't make the cut this year. Lead Actor kept five of their six nominees as well, and Lead Actress kept all five nominees from last year. That's fifteen of 17 repeat contenders from last year in three categories. If Emmy hadn't added a slot each to Series and Actress it might have been a virtual rerun.
With all those repeats, there's no room to honor the final season of Battlestar Galactica. Maybe Emmy voters look at the shows they picked last year and say "That's still on, right? Let's go with that." And they're done picking their nominees in less than ten minutes.
The continual snubbing of Battlestar Galactica is pretty easy to pin down. It's a science fiction show. Remember what a mind-numbing shock it was when The Lord of the Rings movies got nominated for Academy Awards and then won so many for Return of the King? That's because despite what we as fans say, fantasy and science fiction are still seen as generally incapable of being great.
Still, if the Academy Awards can retroactively reward three great movies by piling on the accolades for the final installment, surely Emmy can do the same for the final season of arguably the best science fiction show of all time? Apparently not.
Never mind that Mary McDonnell was absolutely gut-wrenching in this last season as she futilely fought cancer and tried to find a home for the human race. Or that for four seasons we watched Edward James Olmos go through emotional hell to evolve from a gruff commander into humanity's father figure. Michael Hogan's destructive alcoholic. James Callis' egomaniacal coward. The many versions of Number Six that Tricia Helfer gave us.
Maybe it's name recognition. "Let's go with William Hurt for Best Supporting Actor. Who the hell is Michael Hogan anyway? If James Callis or Jamie Bamber were any good I'd have heard of them."
"Sounds good to me, who wants to go throw hundred dollar bills at strippers?"
Never mind that the caliber of Battlestar Galactica was so high that non-science fiction fans found themselves falling in love with it. Many had to get over their prejudices against science fiction and see it for the human drama that it was first. Emmy apparently can't do that. Because it's science fiction. Which means it's crap.
Okay, Emmy, you added some slots to the top categories to look more trendy and cool. Well, you look like the same old Emmy to me. We still have to wait for your favorite five or six shows to go off the air before you'll reach out and see what else is on. And if it's got spaceship or magic, forget it. No wonder your ratings keep slipping. Same old, same old is boring.
The Emmys isn't about the best of what's on television, which is a damned shame. It's about a few shows that we liked at one point that are still around.
Emmys 2009 Snubs and Surprises
SNUB! Jay Leno
OK, so, he'll be back this fall in primetime, but still ... you'd think his final bow after 17 years of hosting 'The Tonight Show' would have garnered him a farewell nomination for the gig, but rival David Letterman was the lone late-night host on the Big Three to score a nod. Is this a sign of things to come?
AP
SURPRISE! Simon Baker
Simon Baker, who charmed millions of viewers on 'The Mentalist' this season, apparently charmed Emmy voters as well, earning a well-deserved Best Drama Actor nomination for the show's inaugural season. 'The Mentalist' may have missed out on Best Drama Series, but if season 2 can keep the momentum going (considering the show's moving to Thursdays, it should), we expect Baker to become a familiar face on Emmy noms morning.
CBS
SNUB! Katherine Heigl
She wants to leave the show, she wants to stay. She wants an Emmy, she doesn't. Looks like the 'Grey's Anatomy' star screwed herself out of a Best Supporting Actress nod by being so indecisive, despite being front and center with a decent storyline this season. But contrary to rumors, she'll be returning to the show -- so, better luck next time!
ABC
SURPRISE! Sarah Silverman
She's known for her knock-you-off-your-chair humor, but it's still a surprise that the acerbic comedian would land next to the likes of Tina Fey and Julia Louis-Dreyfus in the category for the Best Actress in a Comedy. Let's just hope the 'Sarah Silverman Show' star is on her best behavior come Emmy night (or maybe we should hope she isn't -- that would be more fun).
Comedy Central
SNUB! 'Two and a Half Men'
After being nominated the past three years and continuing to be a critical and ratings juggernaut for CBS, how can the Emmys not reward the show again? The oversight sticks out like a sore thumb, especially considering that the flailing 'Entourage' is still hanging on. Oh well, at least Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer didn't get shut out of the acting categories.
CBS
SURPRISE! Jack McBrayer
It's about time! As the lovably geeky Kenneth the page on '30 Rock,' McBrayer brings a charming innocence to the series. A relative unknown, he's been able to hold his own against big dogs Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, Tracy Morgan and Jane Krakowski (all nominated). We just hope the much deserved pat on the back doesn't cause him to hang up his page jacket anytime soon.
NBC
SNUB! America Ferrera
'Ugly Betty' may have stumbled last season, but it has gracefully picked itself up and dusted itself off. Apparently, though, it was too little too late for the actress to land a Lead Actress in a Comedy Series nomination. But like Betty herself, we're sure Ferrera will take it all in stride and put her best face forward.
ABC
SURPRISE! 'Family Guy'
'Family Guy' managed to pull off something not even 'The Simpsons' could do: land a nomination for Best Comedy Series. If that isn't shocking enough, it's only the second nomination ever for an animated series in this category. The first was for 'The Flintstones' in 1961.
Fox
SNUB! Jeremy Piven
The gleam is off Emmys' Golden Boy, who's been nominated for every season of 'Entourage' so far, winning the past three years. The empty-handedness could be because the series as a whole has been wearing thin ... but Kevin Dillon still nabbed a nod. So that kinda just leaves Piven's off-screen, overblown mercury poisoning claim to blame.
HBO
SURPRISE! Tom Colicchio and Padma Lakshmi
Don't get us wrong, 'Top Chef' is a terrific show, and Padma -- not to put too fine a point on it -- is smoking hot. But she seems like a lightweight amid the other reality-show host nominees ... plus, is Colicchio, who was nominated alongside her as co-host, really a host at all? Last time we checked, there was only one person telling contestants to "pack your knives and go."

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