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Real Housewives of New Jersey Live ... no, really

by Brad Trechak, posted Jul 22nd 2009 9:30PM
Real Housewives of NJWhen a television show like Barney does a live tour, you automatically know two things: 1. Barney will sing and dance and somehow be entertaining on some level, and 2. The show is geared towards children. That being said, why the hell would anybody host any sort of live performance of The Real Housewives of New Jersey? Well, it's happening at the Wellmont Theatre in Montclair, NJ.

I mean, what are they going to do? Sing? Dance? Sit around and gossip about each other? Will it be some sort of round-robin discussion or interview where we learn even more things about these women that nobody except a very few give a damn about?

Only under very specific circumstances would I purchase tickets to this event. If the housewives were eaten by a bear onstage, I would pay to see that. But not just any bear ... a dancing circus bear that would perform after his meal. That would be cool.

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Joyce N.

(Yawn) They'd have to pay me and add a few other animal acts.

July 22 2009 at 10:13 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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