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Weeds: Suck n Spit

by Jane Boursaw, posted Aug 4th 2009 3:50AM
Weeds - Suck n Spit

(S05E09) "Night farts happen, especially since I've been dieting." - Andy to Nancy, about sharing a bed


The THINGS you see on Weeds! Sometimes I don't know whether to be amused or shocked, so this week, I chose a little of both. The sight of Andy suckling Nancy to ease the pain of her swollen breasts ... well, that just never would have occurred to me after I had my babies and found myself in that situation.

And I'm standing by my feeling that Andy goes above and beyond what's called for in a brother-in-law. Then again, suckling the breast of the woman you love probably isn't that much of a stretch for him. But swallowing the milk is a whole other story.

And then later, when he was, uh, engorged and told Nancy, "It hurts. I need you to suck it out. Be the baby." Well, what is there to say about the whole bodily fluids discussions between them? Hey, if she can dish it out ...

So after all of that, I was hoping that things would start to gel a little for Nancy and Andy, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen. Esteban keeps saying he loves Nancy, and -- SPOILERS AHEAD -- based on the previews, it looks like they might actually be getting married. I'm so not into that.

And Nancy doesn't seem like she even likes Esteban, let alone love him. Especially after telling him last week that Andy was the guy who doesn't run, who stays and takes care of the people he loves. And then her son gets caught in the crossfire of bullets when Esteban comes to see her? What is wrong with her? Hopefully, the previews are misleading and she tells Esteban to take a hike.

My, my. Celia and Dean's new business certainly took off fast, didn't it? One day she's living in the garage and the next, she's got a luxury condo with an oceanside view. It's no wonder Doug wants to get a piece of the "You're so Pretty" action. If he only knew...

As usual, this episode was all about the quotes, so let's jump right into them:

"If we have to share a bed, don't even think about spooning me, because that's not happening." - Andy to Nancy

"Just so you know, I'm not your rebound guy." - Andy to Nancy

"This is what parenting is ... shit and food ... mostly shit ..." - Nancy to Andy, about being a parent and getting up in the middle of the night

"On the one hand, I approve of the triangle formation and daring use of spotlights. On the other hand ..." - Andy to Shane, upon opening the door and seeing two girls examining his penis

"I've got a crooked dick, and there's no pot?" - Doug to Dean, upon learning that the pot has been "stolen"

Andy: "I feel used."
Nancy: "Talk to me after you've had to have something clamped onto your breast every three or four hours."
Andy: "You think I've never had my nipples clamped...?"

"So, am I smoking the mascara or the blush?" - One of Celia's "You're so Pretty" buyers

Nancy: "The human body is a complex and mysterious experiment."
Andy: "It's a sewer."
Nancy: "You're still reeling from the diaper change."

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Lauderdale lady

This season is losing me as a viewer. Nancy is now not so symapthtic given her poor choices - really, falling for a drug lord that treats her poorly, has no redeeming qualities other than being okay attractive? Who cares about him? So...why should she? I'm no longer rooting for her - she should know better. Getting pregnant? Not believeable, not funny...starting to think she almost deserve what he's dealt out. Bad season....better viewing would have had her take Any up on his proposition...and writing around that scenario.

August 09 2009 at 8:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Alvaro

nancy: You swallowed?
andy: I dont want to be a hypocrite.

August 04 2009 at 3:29 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jables

Probably the funniest episode of the season, in my opinion. Andy had some great scenes this episode. Doug's dialogue with the You're So Pretty lady was hilarious.

August 04 2009 at 9:25 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Lance

I thought this was a 'blah' episode..funny moments as usual but nothing special. At this point I think Doug is the funniest part of the show. The end WOULD have been good, if the preview two seconds later didn't ruin it. Next week looks pretty good though.

I haven't been as satisfied with Weeds as I once had been, maybe thats because I discovered TRUE BLOOD.

August 04 2009 at 8:23 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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