Supernatural will get Paris Hilton
TV's Supernatural is about to get a lot weirder, and for a show that's about undead beings that steal people's "life forces" and shapeshifting douchebags, that's pretty damn weird. E! Online scooped the universe with confirmation that Paris "The Human Spotlight" Hilton will make a guest star appearance on the paranormal CW show.
The network didn't spill much on the plot of Miss Hilton's visit, but noted "We've heard the storyline, and when you see it you will die." So I guess if you're not a big fan of dying, don't watch Supernatural or better yet, make someone you hate watch it. You've committed guilt-free murder, and The CW earns another ratings point.
It doesn't even reveal much in how she was picked to appear on the show. Did the producers bump into Miss Hilton at one of her weekly Sunday brunch/dry hump an Abercrombie and Fitch floor model for charity get-togethers? Did the show runners write up a tasty plot that they thought the hotel heiress would knock out of the park with her acting skills (i.e. her character is in a coma)?
This is just one of the many juicy Kibbles and Bits left by people connected to the show. This is after we received word from creator Erik Kripke, and producers Ben Edlund and Sera Gamble that the boys would be tag-teaming God and/or Satan at the holy apocalypse. No word yet on whether or not they will allow folding chairs to be used in the bout.
Nevertheless, Hilton's character possibilities intrigue me in the same way the description of a massive train wreck interests me enough to grab my keys and walk out to the car before realizing how short and fleeting my time on Earth really is. So....
| A pale spirit that sucks the talent out of everything around it | |
|---|---|
| A strange demon that eats money | |
| A maneater |

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