Yesterday I asked if The Miss Universe Pageant (or any pageant) was even worth it anymore, but I didn't realize until last night what I had missed during the Sunday night broadcast: Heidi Montag "singing" a "song." The song is so awful and forgettable it's actually mesmerizing. It's like an audition for America's Got Talent. A bad audition. Maybe Spencer really is the talented one of the *duo. Is she introduced with the words "she's a celebrity"?!?
I think her team just said to her "wear something skimpy and put as much hair in your face as possible so people don't know you're lip-synching!" She's really painfully clueless.To quote Bugs Bunny, what a maroon.
I'm sad to think of all the talented performers in the world who could have used the exposure. Exposure is something Heidi and Spencer do NOT need.
That said, it was hilarious. Spencer swearing his girl was going to sing live was funny, them turning her mic on so she could say thank you was better.
I forwarded the video to a friend, subject Heidi. She opened it, thinking a Project Runway thing with Heidi Klum. She wrote back to ask if I was mad at her (why else would one forward such a thing?).
If she gave a good performance, no one would have talked about her. At least 72,000 people have watched the video on youtube alone. I think she's pretty smart.
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