Any mention of The Miz makes me want to puke.

I once did some computer work for some missionaries who'd spent most of their lives in South America, and were fluent in Spanish. They told me the story of how they went into the computer store (back in the late 80's / early 90's before Dell and Gateway took often, and you were often buying computers from geeks who'd put them together to spec) and were speaking to a nice Asian gentleman about a system. To discuss it, missionary husband turns to his wife and says, in Spanish, something to the effect of "What do you think, honey? Is this a good deal, or is this jerking us around?"

To which he heard come from behind him, in equally fluent Spanish, "No, it's a good deal, I'm not jerking you around."

My memory of the story is that the guy was from the Canary Islands, where the Asian/Spanish crossover is quite common. But I could be remembering that completely incorrectly.