Jon and Kate Gosselin Halloween Costume

The Costume: Jon and Kate Gosselin, 'Jon & Kate Plus 8'

What You'll Need: It's simple -- a tummy-flaunting shirt, a gravity-defying 'do and plenty of super hold hairspray for Kate; a label-flaunting shirt (preferably Ed Hardy), some dark shades and a jar-full of spiky hair gel for Jon.

Optional Accessories: Friends with cameras to play the paparazzi; eight little dolls, all strung together and tied to one of those child leashes to represent those poor little multiples caught in the middle.