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Smallville: Metallo

by Mike Moody, posted Oct 3rd 2009 12:20AM
smallville metallo review the cw green(S09E02) And just like that, Clark Kent returned from the dead. And all it took was the impossibly astute observation of a homicidal cyborg.

It's a shame that Brian Austin Green's John Corben, aka Metallo, was relegated to freak of the week status. Seeing him stick around to possibly become Clark's rival at the Planet and on the mean streets of Metropolis would have been fun.

As he proved during his stint on TSCC, Green's a talented guy who feels right at home kicking ass on a sci-fi show. He did a fine job here, even if the material he was given would make a Saturday morning cartoon script read like high art. But sadly, this ep was less about Metallo and more about Clark learning that dumping his friends and skulking on rooftops probably won't make him a better hero. (More on that in a sec.)

I really liked the Metallo design. It seemed right in line with the comic book version, and I really didn't mind that the chest reminded me of Tony Stark's light-up heart. Some of the images of Corben lying on the street after the accident looked surprisingly gruesome for Smallville. Same goes for the shots of his badly stitched-up body. Making his cyborg parts look fairly realistic, if a bit unsightly, was a good call.

I also liked watching Corben flirt with Lois and reveal his softer side in the video message to his sister. But his likable character traits disappeared once that kryptonite got to his head (man, I hate that stuff!). Soon after getting clobbered by a bus and stitched backed together with some copper wire and tin cans, Corben turned into the same dull, single-minded villain we've come to expect from Smallville.

As Metallo let his Blur hate boil, Tess continued to track Zod and his Kandorian buddies around the city. Her search led her to the dingy mad scientist lair where Corben woke up after the accident. We were led to believe that Zod and crew had something to do with Corben's transformation, but something tells me someone else was behind this batch of bad. I think we should be keeping a closer eye on Gaeta, ahem, Dr. Hamilton. (Or maybe Lex is experimenting from beyond the grave?)

So Clark is no longer dark? It had to happen. Did you really want to sit through an entire season of Tom Welling giving people gloomy looks and talking at the floor? Me neither. I hope Clark's return to humanity means we'll see and hear less of Chloe reminding him that shunning his friends is, like, not cool (boy was that getting annoying.)

After tonight, I'm looking forward to the show exploring how Clark will handle his dual identity, especially around Lois, who seems smitten with Clark and The Blur.

Next week: Zombies!

Other observations:

- The black suit is growing on me. Still, I kinda wish it were more than just a T-shirt and a trench coat.

- Who was the person lying in the middle of the "S" crop circle in the final shot? Another Kandorian? Lex? A rural meth addict?

- What's with Tess' irritating new assistant? He reminded me of Lenny, Lex Luthor's nephew, from Superman IV.

- Let's just ignore the cringeworthy Terminator reference for now, OK?

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Ryan

Tess's minion said outright that Metallo was like a machine that had been turned off, implying that it would be no trouble at all to revive him.

My guess for the man in the El symbol is either The Eradicator, or Clark Kent and we've been watching The Eradicator in the black trenchcoat.

Hey, if Chloe didn't slap some sense into the whiny Blur every episode, who else is around to do it?

October 06 2009 at 4:03 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
John Hewitt

On FlashForward, when there was a massive explosion in the warehouse but Benford and Noh are completely unharmed, I said, "Whoa, they just pulled a Smallville."

October 03 2009 at 9:47 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mel

MIKE! I hope this is your regular gig- good review and some nice content synopsis, not just hating!!!

October 03 2009 at 9:41 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Jake

Seconded!

October 05 2009 at 1:05 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
xillip

Why am I still watching this show? It's like Twilight with Kryptonite. Get off the pot or pee! The show is like one long trailer for a movie. Always promising something better, but never delivering. But I still love the pretty pretty people on my TV.

October 03 2009 at 6:23 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jason Effinger

The guy in the s-symbol is jor-el, clark's kryptonian father.

October 03 2009 at 4:34 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mel

They played the Mets game here in NY and the WB didn't show Smaville...so mad!

October 03 2009 at 1:41 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Ðan

the WB can't show anything it doesn't exist ;) neither does UPN ;)

October 09 2009 at 6:01 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
MarkR

I think BAG will return if the fans want him to. His is only the second episode. It happens all the time. They will write a bigger part for him and he will come back.

October 03 2009 at 1:00 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jimmy_MO

I thought this was a terrible episode. They had an opportunity with the Metallo character but as with all Smallville episodes it was wrapped just a little too quickly and neatly. And I'm already tired the series' depsperate attempt to be dark and gritty. This series may just find itseld removed from my TIVO season pass.

October 03 2009 at 10:31 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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