When you think of all of the products that Levi Johnston (ex-boyfriend of Sarah Palin's daughter and father of her baby) could do in his campaign to...do whatever he's going to do, I don't think the first thing you think of is "pistachios." But that's what he's pitching in the ad below.

(And not to get to graphic, but does the pistachio at the end remind you of anything? No, don't say in the comments.)

[via Adfreak]