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Tracy Morgan greeting cards: you need these in your life

by Kona Gallagher, posted Oct 8th 2009 4:18PM
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Why Tracy Morgan doesn't have a second career as a life coach is beyond me. The guy is a true genius. As Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock, he teaches me important things like the stages of grief: "fear, denial, horniness, wisdom, sleepiness and now depression," and how I should live every week like it's shark week.

So while Morgan still hasn't published that book of daily affirmations I've been hoping for, he is publishing a memoir, titled, I Am the New Black, which will probably be nearly as amazing. What's also really exciting about this memoir is that it's going to mean publicity-- and we get to reap the benefits.

Morgan has already started a Twitter account, and now he's come out with some greeting cards to illustrate his awesomeness. You can see them all in the gallery below, but my favorite may be this one, in which he helps you tell that special lady in your life that you love her:

"I might even move in with you. Put my sneakers by the door. I wear size 9 but Imma buy size 12. Case you bring another guy in here he see them big sneakers he might think twice."

I can only hope more shirtless talk show appearances are also in our future. You can find all of the ecards on the Random House website.

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Totally agree!

30 rock is one of the best shows out there. I can't even imagine what Baldwin did before this show. Its like he was born to be Jack.

Great post!


October 26 2009 at 5:54 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

Tina Fey can make us love anyone. I was indifferent towards Alec Baldwin, I didn't think Tracey Morgan was funny and I thought Jane Krakowski was retarded before 30 Rock was on. Now I love them all.

October 08 2009 at 6:16 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

Live every week like it's shark week

October 08 2009 at 5:22 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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