'Glee' Halloween Costumes: Sue Sylvester

The Costume: 'Glee''s overzealous and often inappropriate McKinley High Cheerios head coach, Sue Sylvester, expertly played by Jane Lynch

What You'll Need: A track suit -- preferably red Adidas -- a bullhorn, a stopwatch, a short blonde layered wig and a load of salty one-liners directed toward children, nerds, puppies and, yes, the Glee Club. If you need more inspiration on the attitude, you can see my attempt here.

Optional Accessories: A giant to-go cup (Sue likes hers filled with protein shakes, but feel free to use it for your beverage of choice) and a few cheerleading moves. Of course, if you really want to take it to the next level, we recommend making a custom T-shirt promoting her ridiculous news spots: a giant "C" on the front and "How Sue "C"s It" written on the back.