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How I Met Your Mother: The Sexless Innkeeper

by Joel Keller, posted Oct 13th 2009 12:07AM
HIMYM: Lily and Marshall as awful couple dates(S05E04) Let's get this notion out of the way right here: Couples "dating" other couples isn't exactly a new idea in the sitcom world. Countless comedies have had the episode where the lead couple is blown off by another couple they really like, and they go through the same process that a someone goes through when he or she is jilted after a first or second date. This week we saw all of that.

But, it was done with some funny touches, not the least of which is a photo montage, website, and music video (embedded after the jump) that gave the tired story a unique spin. And there was enough other fun stuff packed into this episode to make you forget that the main plot has been done since at least the days of Sam and Diane.

Where to start? Why not with the music video? You knew that as soon as Barney mentioned the site ItWasTheBestNigtEver.com, you were going to go looking for the site. But who would have expected the Mother gang doing a take-off on Extreme's "More Than Words," complete with Jason Segel sitting next to Nuno Bettencourt? The song itself was pretty inspired, especially, Marshall's desperate entreaty to Barney and Robin that they're available "Saturday. But Friday and Thursday are good. Or just about any other day."

The photo montage, already put to good use by Cougar Town (and The Hangover) this year, got a bit of a freshening up here. It shows you how high Marshall and Lily were on their own supply that they didn't notice the "I want to kill myself" faces on Barney and Robin in all those photos. The better photo montages, though, were the ones Marshall sent just for the heck of it; I almost spit out my iced tea when I saw the "cat funeral" montage right after seeing the end of the "cat sitting" montage.

What was the most intriguing part of the whole "couples date" story wasn't the Gouda, or the fact that L&M dumped that "perfect" other couple for the "bad boy... and girl." It's that this is the most domesticated we've seen Barney and Robin since they started this whole relationship dance. Even though Robin tried to use the "we can barely get it together to date each other" excuse to break up with L&M, and seemed sincere, it really looked like they were already in the relationship groove.

But just as I was wondering if we were going to see a kinder, gentler Barney -- and how I felt about that -- we got the tale of the Sexless Inkeeper (the idea and Barney's original ditty about it is my Best Barneyism of the week). Through all the Colonial imagery and the guffaws at the idea that Ted's douchey professor outfit was giving women the idea to crash at his place without having sex with him, Barney was still lording his sexual prowess over Ted.

But as soon as Ted was able to land someone, the roles started to switch a bit, and we hear Barney closing the episode with the words "What have I done?" We know this is going to be explored in the near future, because a domesticated Barney isn't a very funny one; I'm sure he'll yearn to break free at some point.

More fun stuff:

  • More music: I'd imagine "All By Ourselves" was sung by NPH and Cobie Smulders. Which leads me to the perfect nickname for their characters' coupling, a name that's been circulating on the internet for a while: Swarkles. I want to use it, but I need to give the right person proper credit for it, so if you know who originated it, let me know.
  • Swarkles seems to have a very coordinated "blow my brains out" pantomime going. Robin fires the gun and Barney wipes off the blood and brains from his face.
  • As Robin stated, you can't do a Tabooty call after midnight. It's just not fair to that other couple. And Taboo's an annoying game, anyway.
  • Oh, and why didn't we (or Robin, for that matter) see the overbearing couples dating behavior from L&M when Ted and Robin were dating? My theory: because they were all living under one roof at the time, so there was no opportunity for a such an evening. Either that or Ted knew what to expect and kept them from subjecting Robin to it.
  • Nice line from Robin: "It's (usually) the innkeeper that offers turndown service."
  • I'm trying to figure out if the rain in the scene were Swarkles gets back together with L&M is a call-back to another episode; didn't Marshall and Lily break up in the rain?
  • Lily to Marshall: "You're a sturdy cheese-bearing cracker."
  • Even Ranjit couldn't handle L&M's suffocating couple dates.

Here's the video of Marshall's song:



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Biz

Best episode of the season so far!

Ted & Robin didn't double-date with Marshall & Lily because when T&R got together at the end of the season, M&L broke up and Lily moved to Frisco. Right?

October 14 2009 at 3:57 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
JoGa

That was also callback to an earlier episode of HIMYM where Marshall had 'crazy eyes' in his apartment and forgot about her to go meet Lilly at the apartment stoop.

October 13 2009 at 9:29 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
JoGa

So, just started watching HIMYM at the end of season 3, and it quickly vaulted to my favorite comedy. I've been watching from season 1, courtesy of netflix, and wonder whether anyone has figured out who Ted's future wife is yet?

If not, I'm going to float the following, and hope I'm wrong:

don't read if you don't want to know my guess....and set me straight if you know I'm wrong.....


girl he bumps into at the bar on St. Patrick's Day, who, we will also learn is 'the pumpkin' from halloween.

October 13 2009 at 9:22 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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ald1023

it can't be the girl from the bar or the slutty pumkin because of two things. Ted specifically mentions that he and the mother did not run into eachother on St. Patrick's day party or she probably wouldn't have liked him very much. They didn't find out they went to the same party until a later date. It can't be the slutty pumpkin because Bays and Thomas have said the motheris someone we have never met before.

October 14 2009 at 12:58 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Ivannia

Hi :) Well, I suppose your guess is as good as mine, though there are a number of things that points away from your direction. I'm a huge fan so I could explain why to you but since I'm afraid I might get something wrong, I'm not. So I suggest you head for the best HIMYM-site on the web where they have spoken about this in a very structured and logical way:

http://have-you-met-ted.com/2009/how-i-met-your-mother-theories-tracey-yellow-umbrella-and-more/#more-1298


The author of the blog brings up both theories of yours, and maybe you'll change your mind - or maybe not - after you've read it! In any case you'll feel enlightened.

October 14 2009 at 1:09 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Frank

Not to be one of "those guys", but did anyone else notice that the calendar was off in the show version?

Instead of 11th, 12th,13th, 14th, 15th,
It was 15th, 14th, 13th, 14th, 15th.

Stupid mistake or insightful point of interest?

October 13 2009 at 2:29 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Gudlyf

Definitely one of the better episodes of the season. Heck, of the past two seasons.

In case anyone's interested, I transcribed the two poems: http://www.cliqueclack.com/tv/2009/10/12/how-i-met-your-mother-poems-songs-and-photo-montages/

October 13 2009 at 2:14 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Lindsay

Ohhh, Robin said "Tabooty". I thought she said Ted-Booty. As in, that's something Ted would do...which works too.

October 13 2009 at 2:11 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
greatone

I rewinded cat funeral about 5 times last night. I love the backgrounds "meow,meow,meow" I heard during the chrous of the song. So far this has been a great season for HIMYM.

October 13 2009 at 12:15 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
SpaceVenus

The "blow my brains out" montage blew my mind. Pun intended. It was just such a small thing, but so perfectly done... No words.

October 13 2009 at 11:38 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Ryan

Dying during this episode. Dying of laughter.

Can anyone confirm it was NPH and Cobie singing "All By Ourselves?" I had the same thought but nothing has been confirmed.

October 13 2009 at 11:07 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
StrikerObi

It's got to be a callout to Say Anything and the other teenage rom-coms of it's ilk. All of the characters involved were acting like forlorn teenagers more than depressed adults.

October 13 2009 at 10:28 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Dlraetz

I thought of the final scene of 4 Weddings and a Funeral. I think you're right-reconcillation in the rain is a classic RomCom scene

October 13 2009 at 4:49 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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