Is Howie Long helping or hurting Chevy with those ads?
Chevy must have focus groups and research that tells them that Howie Long is a good spokesperson for their products. As a Fox NFL anaylst, he's fine alongside the likes of Jimmy Johnson and Terry Bradshaw. That said, I can't stand Howie Long in his commercials.Long is smug and arrogant in all of 60 seconds. He's supposed to be selling the advantages of Chevy products -- while dissing those of Honda in direct jabs at the Japanese company -- but he rubs me the wrong way. Perhaps it's his smile. He just acts like he has no humility. He's all confidence and self-assuredness. Those two qualities should make him an excellent pitchman. That's what Chevy is trying to project.
So why doesn't it work? I can't say for certain. In the Fox studios and in interviews and other appearances he's done, I have liked Howie. He's a pro football Hall of Famer. I even recall his playing days on the Oakland Raiders, when they were a good team and regularly were in the playoffs and occasionally the Super Bowl. Therefore, I don't despise the guy every time I see him. It's just those Chevy ads.
Even the one with the bratty little girl makes him come off badly. Take a look:
You would think since she's so horrid, he would shine by comparison. Instead, I reach for the remote and turn them both off.
On the plus side, maybe Chevy will be happy that I remember the spots, that I identify Long with the Malibu and the Chevy trucks. Perhaps the execs will think it's super that I recognized that he was making fun of Honda by bringing up their lawn mowers.
However, the fact that I want to run over Howie's shoe with the lawn mower might be a negative.

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