'The Hills' Halloween Costume: Spencer Pratt

The Costume: Spencer Pratt from 'The Hills'

What You'll Need: A scraggly beard (often referred to as a "creepy, flesh-colored beard"), plenty of hair gel and a slew of nonsensical sayings to utter incessantly while you speak about yourself in the third person.

Optional Accessories: Since Spencer is known internationally as the king of douchery -- and since he's talked about legally changing his name to King Spencer -- why not don a fake gold crown and a custom T-shirt with the simple phrase "D-BAG." If you still think it's not obvious enough, bring a surgically-enhanced blonde pal with you to be your Heidi and pay off paparazzi (friends with cameras) to follow you around all night as you strike fake poses.