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You've been warned... David Letterman may have his own sex tape

by Danny Gallagher, posted Oct 24th 2009 7:38PM
Late Show host David LettermanIt turns out the David Letterman sex scandal hasn't reached its climax. It was just napping.

The National Enquirer reports that the Late Show host may have been caught on camera getting it on with a member of his staff.

The footage in question came from a surveillance camera in the show's offices that Letterman and his "much younger female co-worker" did not know had been installed in the building. The tape may be released when Robert Halderman, Letterman's extorter, goes to trial or when some sick son of a bitch with nothing but time on his hands and bandwidth to waste decides to post the thing on the Internet. For the sake of humanity, its vision and waning sex drives, don't. Just don't.

[via Fark]

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jffm

How will we ever survive? Imagine it, a tape of two people who aren't nip, tucked, botoxed, aerobicized, jazzercized, pilatesed, and bulimiaed into states of absolute pretty people perfection. Unlike the rest of us. Chuck Norris should gut punch their un-six packed bellies for even daring to disrobe.

Thank heavens we have the therapeutic recourse of cheap and petty adolescent jokes to preserve our sanity and self esteem.

Gotta go. I want to get in another set of 200 crunches before I head out for my skin peel.

October 25 2009 at 9:27 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
MJGoodson

I threw up a little reading that. I don't know why I visit this site.

October 25 2009 at 12:19 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
MJL

The National Enquirer? You should be fired.

October 24 2009 at 10:28 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
RevJonathan

Excuse me while I go bleach my eyeballs as a deterrent.

October 24 2009 at 9:11 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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