Why I may have to boycott this week's episode of Top Chef
There's always an actor or an actress that, for whatever reason, raises your ire so much you can't stand to see the person in anything, be it a TV show, movie or glossy magazine spread. However irrational it is, his or her presence is enough to set your teeth on edge. This week, I have to decide if my love for the Voltaggio brothers out weighs my dislike of Natalie Portman.
Until recently, I didn't particularly feel one way or the other about Natalie Portman, who's set to be the guest judge on Top Chef this week, but after reading her recent editorial preaching the upside of vegetarianism on Huffington Post, I'm ready to add her to my small but intense list.
First of all, let me say that I am a very strict, life-long vegetarian. And I mean my entire life. So, I don't come to this with some anti-vegetarian agenda. And even as someone who has never knowingly put a piece of meat in her mouth, Portman's pretentious proselytizing irks me to no end.
She's preachy and her essay makes it sound like everyone who still eats meat hasn't yet been "enlightened." If it's annoying to me, it's got to be condescending as hell to the chefs who make their living out of preparing all kinds of food.
This attitude is on display in her HuffPo essay, where she compares eating meat to rape. Seriously. She argues that "being polite to your tablemates [rather] than sticking to your own ideals, would be absurd if applied to any other belief (e.g., I don't believe in rape, but if it's what it takes to please my dinner hosts, then so be it)."
Since this is a TV blog, I'm not going to get into the politics of that sentence, other than to say that comparing animal cruelty to violent attacks on women doesn't particularly stand up as a nuanced argument. Especially when the sentence was written by someone who's openly signed a petition in support of convicted child rapist, Roman Polanski.
So, I get it. Portman believes strongly in being a vegetarian and now considers herself a "vegan activist." Whatever, fine. But, it's possible to hold onto your own convictions without berating everyone else for theirs.
I'm not spoiled in the least about tomorrow night's Top Chef, so I have no idea what the elimination challenge will actually be, but my guess is that, with Portman there, the chefs will have to go all vegetarian. I just don't know if I'll be able to watch.

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