Lou Dobbs quits CNN
If you thought CNN's ratings could not sink any lower, here comes a gaping hole in the ocean floor. CNN's one man Minuteman force, Lou Dobbs, announced he's leaving CNN as of tonight. He's stepping away from his contract with the news network two years early and leaving television...for now.
He hasn't announced if he's leaving for another network or even another job in or outside of television, even though he was seen getting cozy with Fox's Roger Ailes two months ago. But neither Dobbs nor the network have confirmed if he's going to be hired by the Fox News Channel. Translation? He's going to be hired by the Fox News Channel.
Dobbs said he's leaving television because some figureheads in the media and politics have been urging him to "engage in constructive problem solving" outside of the realm of television. Does that mean he's going to single-handedly stop the flow of illegal immigrants himself? Look out Laredo, Texas, you're about to get a visit from Hurricane Lou!
This also means that today's episode of Lou Dobbs Tonight will be his last. So if you tune in tomorrow and don't see your favorite media talking head taking on the establishment and you're reduced to uncontrollable tears that cause you to hyperventilate, please seek professional help from a mental health expert immediately.

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