Who would have thought that America's happiest person in the morning could create such a diabolical series of grizzly murders?

Maybe that's because he has to work in the morning. I know if I had to get up every morning at the ass-crack of dawn, I'd be sharping my kitchen knives every night.

The Today show host and weatherman has written a mystery murder novel titled The Morning Show Murders about a morning show host who does cooking segments and is suspected of murdering his executive producer.

I'll bet the weatherman did it.