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Some of the Directv descriptions are artful in the way they describe the movie correctly while still being way off base.

Something like "Scrooged" would be "Man terrorized by phantoms while his family falls apart around him".

FearNet on Demand on Comcast has summaries like that

Comcast, I believe, uses Tribune as their TV listings service. In many cases, it's the producers/distributors that submit the content to Tribune, who then distributes it to cable providers. So it's not Comcast, or Time Warner or AT&T that writes these.

Just chock it up to cheesy marketing. I believe the After Dark "8 Films to Die For" horrorfest also had quirky summaries, so this is probably straight from After Dark.

I have Verizon Fios and their descriptions can be so way off. And some are just plain sarcastic. They should use a new service.

Just an FYI on Mulberry Street, the movie being described. If you like horror movies, especially well-done low budget ones, Mulberry Street is worth a look.