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Aqua Teen Hunger Force says Have Yourself a Meaty Little Christmas

by Nick Zaino, posted Dec 24th 2009 6:07PM
ATHF ChristmasSo you're out buying the last of your gifts on Christmas Eve, and you've just about had it. Before you pull up to the counter one last time, there's something you need for your ride home. Aqua Teen Hunger Force's Christmas album, Have Yourself a Meaty Little Christmas.

Yes, it is silly, downright juvenile, and even a tad obscene in places. But as holiday stress relief goes, it's hard to top "I Sure Hope I Don't Have to Beat Your Ass This Christmas," with an ungrateful Master Shake threatening poor little Meatwad (the live version of the song is above). Or Meatwad's duet with alt.country siren Neko Case on "Santa Left a Booger in My Stocking." Or Meatwad singing "Feliz Navi-wad." (If you're not a Meatwad fan, don't pick this up, he's featured on almost every track).

There are a couple of distinctly Brak-like performances, with Master Shake falling behind the band on "Jingle Bells Deep" and making things up as he tries to catch up, and Meatwad getting his songs crossed on "Frosty the Red-Nosed Snowman." Foxy Brown chimes in on "Hark! The Herald Angels Rap," hailing the "Nubian king" (he speaks his mind) and giving out Scott Stapp CDs for Christmas.

So take a deep breath, put the CD in your car's player, and ignore that line of cars vying for your spot for a few minutes and laugh like an idiot at food products singing Christmas songs to you. You deserve it.

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