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NBC to Conan: don't you dare take the masturbating bear!

by Bob Sassone, posted Jan 16th 2010 2:06PM
ConanOh great, now people searching for "masturbating bear" will find this site.

Rumors are swirling that NBC and Conan are either making a deal right now or have already made a deal so he can leave NBC and go somewhere else (and Leno can take over The Tonight Show again). And now The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that NBC is going to keep some of the characters and sketches that Conan has used on his two shows over the years because they are the intellectual property of the network, including the Masturbating Bear, Pimpbot, Conando, and even the popular In The Year 3000 bit. No word yet on who owns Triumph The Insult Comic Dog. Wow, wouldn't it be horrible if somehow NBC owned him?

Something tells me that even if NBC says Conan can't take these things, he and his writers will have no problem coming up with more characters and sketches. How about The Masturbating NBC Exec?

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Kip Cricket

Leno has been piling on the lies and hypocrisy!

Too many are buying into NBC's PR machine which has every intention
of rewriting history!

Don't be swayed, check out the following link to read of Leno's
deceit:

http://www.therestrainingorder.com/?p=2250

January 18 2010 at 9:24 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
chrissthomas

I have started a cause of facebook to boycott NBC during sweeps. If we can get enough people to stop watching and it effects their ratings then maybe they will realize pushing Conan out was a bad move. If you are on facebook go to causes and search "Boytcott NBC for Sweeps" join and then invite all your friends to join.

January 17 2010 at 7:18 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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BellaDonna

Can't find this group on Facebook but there are tons of other Boycott NBC groups.

January 17 2010 at 10:56 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mcswa

Just don't take S&M Abraham Lincoln. That guy always "delivers"....

January 16 2010 at 10:54 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
bruce

There's what's legal and what's right. They're not always the same. Trust me, I'm a lawyer.

NBC most likely does have the intellectual property in any comedy sketch created on any of Conan's NBC shows. I'd be shocked if they didn't. Sure, exceptions for things Conan himself brought to the show, i'm sure, that clearly existed before he was on NBC. But just because they have the IP on these things, they should either man up and tell The Chin to go away, or if their beancounters have concluded by whatever stupid formula that they use that their stock price will go up a tenth of a hundredth of a point if they put Leno back on the 11:35 Tonight Show and that alone makes their decision for them... let Conan go freely and let him have the characters/skits he's been using.

If I were Conan I'd use them anyway - let NBC sue him over it. They'd look horrible, and the bad PR will drop their stock price by a larger margin than whatever amount bringing back Leno will have raised it.

Then again, it seems NBC doesn't take bad PR into account when considering its actions. They'll just see a legally viable lawsuit, and their corp lawyers will tell them that winning is a sure thing. Looking like assholes to all of America won't matter to them. Plus big companies always believe their PR department can spin stuff like this to make them look good. Not gonna happen, NBC. Not a chance.

January 16 2010 at 8:42 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Matthew Golem

I miss the Coked-Up Werewolf and the Seven-Foot Groucho.

January 16 2010 at 5:15 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Zamir

you know they can call it "The Bear Who Masturbates" but Conan hasn't really used those characters in long time and on his Tonight Show he's had he taking at a different direction from his old absurdist, oddball humor, but still making the comedy feel like his style, so like you said Bob "he and his writers will have no problem coming up with more characters and sketches. How about The Masturbating NBC Exec?" but i'm sure gonna miss http://www.hornymanatee.com/ intellectual property Of NBCU

January 16 2010 at 5:13 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Creep

Wow. NBC is doing a great job of making themselves look bad.

January 16 2010 at 4:54 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
purpleslog

"He could come back with the masturbating cow or something."

I look forward to the Masturbating Peacock.

January 16 2010 at 4:38 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Aml

It's the Self Pleasuring Peacock. That's the name other blogs have come up with.

January 16 2010 at 7:06 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jonathan Toomey

I'm sure the Ejaculating Bobcat will do just fine on FOX.

January 16 2010 at 3:25 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ac

1. If NBC takes the Masturbating Bear away (I'd love to hear lawyers argue over this), then Conan better get the Bear out of his exile with Carrie Fisher and put him on the show this week.

2. If NBC owns in the year 3000, can they just call it another year... again?

January 16 2010 at 3:02 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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tingrin87

"in the year four thousanddddddd"

January 17 2010 at 10:51 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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