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Terrifying clown commercials

by Nick Zaino, posted Jan 27th 2010 3:01PM
Walmart Clown CommercialClowns are scary. I've known people who wouldn't flinch to kill a man with their bare hands who would run screaming at the first site of one of Bozo's children. Their faces are painted in permanent smiles, their hair is never a natural color, and they are always wearing a one-piece suit, which is mysterious. How'd they get in there?

The fear is immediate, which is what makes clowns so effective in commercials. Just have a few seconds to communicate something scary? Send in the clowns. Here are a few currently or recently in circulation.

Walmart

This one has become a bit of a YouTube phenomenon. If there is a CLIO category for best actor, the clown in this commercial deserves it for his expression of pure, sustained rage.



U.S. Postal Service
This is more a Poltergeist, sneak up on you kind of clown. Still scary.



E*TRADE
In this one, just the suggestion of a clown does the trick.



VINTAGE BONUS: McDonald's
The original creepy clown. Is that ketchup or blood around his lips?

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March 19 2011 at 2:00 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Dahlia Roberts

I find clowns annoying. Ever since I was a child, I truly hates clowns. They are somewhat mean looking. They aren't friendly and I find them so freaking weird. The videos itself here justifies my theories.

March 19 2011 at 2:00 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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February 02 2010 at 12:21 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
brielle jast

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jenny josh

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February 02 2010 at 12:16 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
zeldfelder

A scary clown? You want a scary clown?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGBoURuq2Rk

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January 28 2010 at 12:31 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Kathleen Harris

When "IT" by Stephen King was show on TV, it gave my daughter a clown phobia, to the point, she will never go to a circus, let alone watch one of those commercials.

January 27 2010 at 8:22 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Gordon Werner

the USPS one easily makes up for all their boring Flat Rate Priority Mail commercials

January 27 2010 at 6:39 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Pingles

Two comments about the McDonald's one:

1. It's weatherman Willard Scott
2. I had one of those Ronald dolls

January 27 2010 at 6:32 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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