Ok, seriously, this guy's a genius. Bikini Boy?! Sheer brilliance. But the 'American Idol' (Tues., 8PM ET on FOX) judges didn't even give him a chance! Hey, at least Bikini Girl got a real audition, even though Kara hated her.

But, nope, he only got through the first few words of Billy Ray Cyrus' 'Achy Breaky Heart,' and the judges were packing up to go. "Don't move your hips like that, honey," said Kara. "It's not a good look."

So Bikini Boy was left standing in a room by himself. "They're coming back, right?" Sorry, sweetie.

Watch the video after the jump.Ok, seriously, this guy's a genius. Bikini Boy?! Sheer brilliance. But the 'American Idol' (Tues., 8PM ET on FOX) judges didn't even give him a chance! Hey, at least Bikini Girl got a real audition, even though Kara hated her. But, nope, he only got through the first few words of Billy Ray Cyrus' 'Achy Breaky Heart,' and the judges were packing up to go. "Don't move your hips like that, honey," said Kara. "It's not a good look." So Bikini Boy was left standing in a room by himself. "They're coming back, right?" Sorry, sweetie.