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Ashton Kutcher on 'Saturday Night Live': Clip Highlights (VIDEO)

by Jane Boursaw, posted Feb 7th 2010 2:45PM
Ashton Kutcher hosts 'Saturday Night Live'Ashton Kutcher hosted 'Saturday Night Live' last night, and the show included bits on Fox News, 'The View,' pool boys, slave boys in ancient times, a game show about 'Burn Notice,' and Liam, the Teenager Who Just Woke Up.

Oh, and there's a brand new Cialis. Now you'll never have to miss those special three-way moments that pop up unexpectedly.

Watch the clips after the jump.Ashton Kutcher hosts 'Saturday Night Live'Ashton Kutcher hosted 'Saturday Night Live' last night, and the show included bits on Fox News, 'The View,' pool boys, slave boys in ancient times, a game show about 'Burn Notice,' and Liam, the Teenager Who Just Woke Up.

Oh, and there's a brand new Cialis. Now you'll never have to miss those special three-way moments that pop up unexpectedly.

Cold Open: Greta Van Susteren takes on the issues of the day with special guests Karl Rove, Col. Oliver North, an "Attractive Blonde Lady," and Press Sec. Robert Gibbs. Weepy Glenn Beck shows up, too.



Ashton Kutcher: Monologue.
It's his fourth time hosting the show, and he's turning 32 years old at midnight. But he's not the same guy he used to be. He's responsible now. Oh, and and after the Super Bowl is over and done with, guys can go out and see his new movie, 'Valentine's Day.'



Pool Boy. It's a reading of a Last Will & Testament that involves a pool boy named Angel, oral sex and Chlamydia.



'The View.' The ladies talk about the "don't ask, don't tell" policy and the Oscar nominations, and welcome Mel Gibson to talk about his film, 'Edge of Darkness.'



Cialis for Three-Ways.
For those special opportunities that pop up unexpectedly.



Slave Boy in Ancient Times. It's all about the grapes ... and huge horse penises. And a few marauding armies.



Weekend Update with Seth Meyers. The anchor covers the Toyota recall, Senator Scott Brown, the Democrats supermajority, the world's largest condom, 'Jersey Shore,' and women who watch sunsets on Web cams.



Weekend Update: Liam, the Teenager Who Just Woke Up. The sleepy teen analyzes Obama's new budget.



Weekend Update: Eliot Spitzer. The disgraced governor elaborates on his new line of Hallmark cards for people who've gone through marital troubles.



Weekend Update: Jean K. Jean. The French Def Jam comedian talks about France's financial woes and the Winter Olympics.



Weekend Update: Garth & Kat.
The singing duo croon some love songs in honor of Valentine's Day, but they should have spent a little more time preparing.



What is 'Burn Notice'?
It's easy! Tell the host something, anything, about 'Burn Notice.' "I know it's on USA, and I know characters are welcome there ... so it's a show about characters."



'Access Hollywood.' Billy Bush and Maria Menounos talk about the Oscar nominations.



An Apology from White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel. Somehow, it doesn't really feel like an apology, though.



Cadena-Norton Wedding. The father of the bride gets the old band back together for the reception -- and they get a little crazy.



Them Crooked Vultures: 'Mind Eraser.'

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