Danica Patrick Wants to be Chelsea Handler's Friend (VIDEO)

Danica Patrick wants to be Chelsea Handler's friend, and who can blame her? All of Handler's friends get ginormous bottles of vodka, signed by the 'Chelsea Lately' (weeknights, 11PM ET on E!) host herself.

But wait ... does the fact that Handler has a whole chapter in her book devoted to re-gifting change Patrick's mind? Apparently, not at all. And the vodka's unopened, so it's not like someone's been guzzling out of it or anything. Not that Handler would. Ok, she totally would, but that's beside the point.

Watch the video after the jump.Danica Patrick wants to be Chelsea Handler's friend, and who can blame her? All of Handler's friends get ginormous bottles of vodka, signed by the 'Chelsea Lately' (weeknights, 11PM ET on E!) host herself. But wait ... does the fact that Handler has a whole chapter in her book devoted to re-gifting change Patrick's mind? Apparently, not at all. And the vodka's unopened, so it's not like someone's been guzzling out of it or anything. Not that Handler would. Ok, she totally would, but that's beside the point.