Stephen Colbert in a macrame bikini? That's an image that's going to take a while to wipe from our hard drive. We're really hoping gold medalist Lindsey Vonn doesn't put in a good word for him with Sports Illustrated, as he suggested on 'The Colbert Report' (weeknights, 11:30PM ET on COM).

On the other hand, Colbert does have a point about the difference in men's and women's skis. "How can you tell the gender of a ski? Do you look under the binding? And if the ski is a boy, wouldn't that drag down the mountain a little bit?"

Well, you know, it all depends on how big the ski is.

Watch the video after the jump.Stephen Colbert in a macrame bikini? That's an image that's going to take a while to wipe from our hard drive. We're really hoping gold medalist Lindsey Vonn doesn't put in a good word for him with Sports Illustrated, as he suggested on 'The Colbert Report' (weeknights, 11:30PM ET on COM). On the other hand, Colbert does have a point about the difference in men's and women's skis. "How can you tell the gender of a ski? Do you look under the binding? And if the ski is a boy, wouldn't that drag down the mountain a little bit?" Well, you know, it all depends on how big the ski is.