It's always exciting when a cable network announces that they're adding an a new night of programming. Or it can be exhausting, considering how much TV we all watch nowadays. With that in mind I think I'm glad that there's probably nothing at all that I'll want to watch on the fifth night of programming that Bravo is going to have later this year.

I mean, seriously, look at the shows that the network will have to choose from for this fifth night of programming. 'Million Dollar Listing 4?' 'Tabatha's Salon Takeover 3?' 'The Fashion Show 2?' 'Real Housewives of Atlanta 3?' And those are just the returning shows.

New shows include 'Pregnant in Heels' (a reality show about a boutique that caters to pregnant women), 'Miami Social Club,' a look at rich, fashionable people who enjoy the "hot Miami scene," and 'Million Dollar Decorators,' a reality show about the personal lives of interior designers who work on expensive homes.

The hell? Who watches these shows? This whole lineup makes me want to repeatedly slam my head on my coffee table. Watch what happens? No thanks.

There are two scripted shows in the mix too so maybe - maybe - there's a glimmer of hope. Darren Star is doing a show titled 'I'm Not Myself These Days' (about a straight dad who is a drag queen at night) and a show titled 'Room Service,' about a fancy hotel that provides male escorts to its clients.

On second thought, maybe that's not much of a glimmer of hope.