Ozzy Osbourne is such a dope. On 'George Lopez' (weeknights, 11PM ET on TBS), he talked about meeting wife Sharon Osbourne for the first time.

It's hard to de-code his Ozzy-speech, but near as we can tell, he was supposed to give her an envelope full of money, but bought cocaine with the cash instead. He laughs, George Lopez laughs, the audience laughs ... ha ha, that's so funny.

Lopez and the audience were too polite to say what they really thought, but we'll say it here: "You're such a fool, Ozzy!"

Watch the video after the jump.Ozzy Osbourne is such a dope. On 'George Lopez' (weeknights, 11PM ET on TBS), he talked about meeting wife Sharon Osbourne for the first time. It's hard to de-code his Ozzy-speech, but near as we can tell, he was supposed to give her an envelope full of money, but bought cocaine with the cash instead. He laughs, George Lopez laughs, the audience laughs ... ha ha, that's so funny. Lopez and the audience were too polite to say what they really thought, but we'll say it here: "You're such a fool, Ozzy!"