Suicide is Victory on 'United States of Tara' (VIDEO)

Only on 'United States of Tara' (Mon., 10:30PM ET on Showtime) could a suicide be a victory. At least, it's a victory to Tara because she's not the one who off'd herself.

"I'm gonna run with it," Tara tells her family. "I'm gonna freak people out ... dress like Napoleon ... pee on everyone ..."

Yeah, she probably won't be getting the "sanest person on the block" award any time soon either.

Watch the video after the jump.Only on 'United States of Tara' (Mon., 10:30PM ET on Showtime) could a suicide be a victory. At least, it's a victory to Tara because she's not the one who off'd herself. "I'm gonna run with it," Tara tells her family. "I'm gonna freak people out ... dress like Napoleon ... pee on everyone ..." Yeah, she probably won't be getting the "sanest person on the block" award any time soon either.