Subtle Subtitles will be taking a break for a little while as weekly column. Fearing reprisal from this fact, Bob has politely asked me ... well, okay, "ask" isn't quite the right word. Nor is "polite." Let me put it another way with greater veracity ... Bob forced me by threatening bodily harm using gardening tools to select the winner of this week's post of Subtle Subtitles.

The winner is topside99 with "Faster, Faster! Mr. Sheen will be here in 5 minutes!"

Yes, the choice is of low taste particularly considering the possibility of his departure from 'Two and a Half Men,' but it is nonetheless funny.