And Still More Fanesia Moments: Conan, 'The West Wing,' and Barney Fife
Several years ago on this very blog I introduced the concept of fanesia. That's not a new soft drink or an 'American Idol' contestant, it actually stands for 'fan amnesia,' those TV moments that we refuse to acknowledge even happened on our favorite shows. Past examples I've used have included Fitzwallace dying on 'The West Wing,' the last episode of 'Seinfeld,' Mark dying on 'ER,' and 'Will & Grace' not speaking to each other for years in their final episode. In my mind, those things never happened on those shows.Here are four more. Let us know your favorite Fanesia moments in the comments.
1. Conan gets 'The Tonight Show.' Conan O'Brien got screwed over by NBC (and Jay Leno's 10PM show), that's clear. But he should have never gotten 'The Tonight Show.' It wasn't the right show for the way Conan does comedy and variety. If Conan didn't get the show, then we wouldn't have had seven months of his slow death on the show and all of the news stories and Jay's interview with Oprah and everything else that happened. This isn't a pro-Leno stance, it's just that I don't think Conan was right for 'Tonight.' Heck, if I had my druthers Letterman would have gotten the show in the early 90s.
The funny twist? NBC actually is trying to make it seem like Conan's 'Tonight Show' never happened, but for entirely different reasons.
2. C.J. became White House Chief of Staff. 'The West Wing' made several bad decisions after Aaron Sorkin left (I like to refer to them as "seasons five and six"), but this one really stands out because it changed the entire tone of the show. Smart, funny, goofy but professional, endearing press secretary C.J. Cregg becomes the second most powerful person in The White House? Uh, sorry, not only did that not make sense it meant that C.J. couldn't be in the press room anymore, and that's where a lot of great 'West Wing moments happened. So in my mind she stayed on as press secretary and someone else became Chief of Staff (another fanesia wish would be that it was Leo, but we all know why that couldn't have happened).
3. Amanda Spaulding is Brandon Spaulding's daughter. OK, if you weren't a 'Guiding Light' fan (and one who watched the show years ago and not just recently) you might want to skip over this one. Back in the late 70s/early 80s, in one of the most riveting plots in soap opera history, we found out that Alan Spaulding had fathered Amanda Wexler with Jennifer Richards (the woman who raised Amanda, Lucille, was an obsessed, murderous nut). Then, in the mid-90s, through a plot way too convoluted to go into here, we found out that Brandon Spaulding, Alan's dad, was Amanda's real dad. This was an insane plot twist that made no sense, and further more wasn't even that important to the story, which made fans even more incensed. It was such a deranged decision by the writers that it's a plot twist that never happened. Also in my mind, Amanda never ran a brothel either, but that's another rant.
4. Barney leaves Mayberry. I bought the 'Andy Griffith Show' DVD sets, but only the first five seasons. Why? Because after that Barney leaves town and the show not only went color it got 10,000 times worse. It wasn't as funny, it wasn't as warm, and all of the characters that were fine in supporting roles (Goober, Howard, etc.) suddenly became front and center and were just off-putting. Even Andy didn't seem as good and wise as he was in the black and white episodes. So in my mind, the show stops at season five and Barney is still deputy.It's funny, but some developments in the color episodes were even ignored when they made the 'Return to Mayberry' movie in the 80s. The son that Andy and Helen had late in the series isn't even mentioned.

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