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Top 20 Funniest 'Ugly Betty' Quotes

by Sharon Knolle, posted Apr 13th 2010 4:00PM
Ugly BettyWhat will we miss most about 'Ugly Betty'? (Besides Betty Suarez's once-dreadful fashion blunders, now a thing of the past, thanks to four years among New York's fashion elite.) The witty repartee and casual cruelty of Mode players like uber-bitch Wilhelmina Slater (Vanessa Williams), sharp-tongued assistant editor Marc St. James (Michael Urie) and bitchy bimbo Amanda (Becki Newton).

Betty (America Ferrera) got off quite a few clever retorts of her own, and how could we not include her boss (and mate for life?) Daniel Meade (Eric Mabius), who often opened his mouth without thinking, to hilarious results. Or what about her always-fabulous nephew, Justin (Marc Indelicato)?

In honor of tomorrow night's series finale (10PM ET on ABC), we count down 20 of 'Ugly Betty's' best zingers.
20. "Marc! I need your eyes! You must be my seeing-eye gay!" -- Wilhelmina


19. "This is my 'Project Runway' moment!" --Justin, after Betty agrees to let him alter one of Hilda's dresses


Wilhelmina and Daniel, Ugly Betty quotes18. "Back when my mother, father and sister all worked here, people used to think I got preferential treatment, too." -- Daniel to Betty, on working at Mode


17. "Thank God it's hunting season. If I can't have the man that I want, at least I can kill something."
-- Wilhelmina


16. "Maybe you're thinking of the old Betty, because the new Betty is fearless. Look, no bangs!" -- Betty


15. "Your father conceived a child after he was dead. You'll be fine." -- Claire to Daniel, after he laments that his "clock is ticking"


14. "What is this, 'Zoolander?' Walk like a man!" -- Wilhelmina to Daniel when he practices for his first fashion show as a model



13. "Babies are the hot new accessories in the gay world. Little dogs are so five minutes ago." -- Amanda to Christina


12. "It's nice to get to know a guy before I tickle his ginger." -- Amanda, on delaying jumping into bed with Tyler


11. "So how many times do you think we..." -- Daniel, after he and Amanda discovered they may share the same father
"A lot. But just remember, if your dad does match with mine, we're only half brother and sister, which means if we only did it 20 times, it was only wrong ten." -- Amanda


10. "It's like Rush Limbaugh and Amy Winehouse fornicated and spawned you!" -- Christina to her boyfriend Stuart


9. "He's competitive, he's shrewd, he's hot, he's me." -- Wilhelmina, on Connor
"He's the Male-hil-mena." -- Marc


marc and amanda, ugly betty quotes8. "I am a stylist. Rachel Zoe can suck it, there's a new skinny bitch in town." -- Amanda, after finding her life's calling


7. "I swear on the abs of Mark Wahlberg." -- Marc
"Wow, you are serious." -- Amanda


6. "I smell pluck!"
-- Marc, about Betty


5. "My second day here, you tricked me into eating glue by telling me it was white chocolate. I could have died!" -- Betty to Marc
"Oh, I only let you eat two pieces. Come on!" -- Marc


4. "You are evil. I'm so going as you for Halloween." -- Marc to Wilhelmina


3. "He's not my brother. My only brother is my sister, Alexis."
-- Daniel, on newfound half-brother Tyler.


2. "Ten bucks says there's a coat in there made of Dalmatian puppies!" -- Christina to Betty, about Wilhelmina's closet


1. "'She was the Symbionese Liberation Army to my Patty Hearst. She even bought me a beret." -- Marc, on working for Wilhelmina



Tell us: What are your favorite 'Ugly Betty' quotes?

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Kieran

'You seem surprised yet your eyebrows haven't moved at all' Claire to Willihmena.

April 24 2012 at 6:50 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Gustavo

"Yes, yes. Congratulations Betty. Your smile will no longer induce seizures in children" Wilhelmina, when they remove Betty's braces, after Daniel tells her she looks great.

July 04 2010 at 5:28 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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