Kirstie Alley is heartbroken. Craig Ferguson never asked her out. "I just met you right now," protested Ferguson last night when Alley appeared on his 'Late Late Show' (weeknights, 12:37AM ET on CBS). In her opinion, that's no excuse.

Watch the video after the jump. Kirstie Alley is heartbroken. Craig Ferguson never asked her out. "I just met you right now," protested Ferguson last night when Alley appeared on his 'Late Late Show' (weeknights, 12:37AM ET on CBS). In her opinion, that's no excuse.

Not only does Alley consider herself a woman spurned, she says, "That's why I got fat again." Now Ferguson is a married man, but that doesn't keep her from flirting with him and touching his "snake." Wait... what?