Every season of 'Desperate Housewives' (Sun., 9PM ET on ABC) offers us myriad forms of criminal behavior. Recently, Wisteria Lane has been subject to a real lady-killer, a teenager named Eddie who nearly strangled Julie Meyer to death.

Watch the video after the jump. Every season of 'Desperate Housewives' (Sun., 9PM ET on ABC) offers us myriad forms of criminal behavior. Recently, Wisteria Lane has been subject to a real lady-killer, a teenager named Eddie who nearly strangled Julie Meyer to death.

When Eddie's mother finds his scrapbook of the newspaper articles that cover his murderous exploits, she turns to call the police -- but not before telling him, "I always said the worst mistake I ever made in my life was having you!" Perhaps not the wisest choice of words at that moment (or ever). Check out what he does.