Spencer Pratt's latest obsession with crystals is supposed to bring him peace, love and other groovy vibes. But he said on 'The Hills' (Tue., 10PM ET on MTV) that the women in his life bring too much drama for the "hundreds" of them to work their powers.

"I never had females in my life that were so crazy. My life was perfect until Stephanie and Holly try to come in and like be a part of it," Pratt said. His observant friend responded, "I don't think the crystals are working, man, because you're hyperventilating."

Perhaps the source of the problem is all that jewelry Pratt is wearing. Could it be having a bad interaction with the crystals?