You know those "They're Just Like Us" entertainment stories that reveal celebrities doing normal stuff? Well, Robert Downey Jr. won't be featured anytime soon. He doesn't seem to be leading an average-Joe life right now. For starters, his entrance on 'The Tonight Show' (weeknights, 11:35PM ET on NBC) was preceded by the dancing, scantily-clad "Ironettes."

Next he talked about his birthday present from 'The Soloist' costar Jamie Foxx. "He basically emceed my whole [birthday] party; it was crazy. And we have this little farm, horse-ranch type [of] thing now. And he said, 'I don't know why you don't have any horses -- oh, crap, you do.' He got me horses!"