Tess Taylor's mother is a parent like no other: She actually wants her 20-year-old daughter to be a Playboy centerfold. As Tess (who's already a Playboy Cyber Girl) explained on 'Pretty Wild' (Sun., 7:30PM ET on E!), "I've been working out a lot and dancing, and my mom said that now is the best time for me to do a [nude] photo shoot."

Mother Andrea Arlington then proceeded to take photos of her stark-naked daughter in various poses around (oddly) the bathroom. "Nobody has breasts like you do. They are phenomenal!" said Andrea. This is just all kinds of wrong.