Judge Joe Brown Dislikes Man's Earrings, Alerts Fashion Police (VIDEO)

Based upon this clip, body modification and courtroom proceedings just aren't a good mix. On 'Judge Joe Brown,' the judge chastises a man who's pursuing his doctorate for stretching his earlobes using large gauge earrings.

"People are going to go, 'Dude's got bling' instead of, 'Oh, here is the Doctor.' So, let her wear the earrings," Brown said, gesturing to the man's girlfriend. "You get known by your deeds."