'The Real Housewives of NYC' Throw a Surprise Bridal Shower (VIDEO)

It's a bridal shower on 'The Real Housewives of New York City' (Thu., 10PM ET on Bravo). A double bridal shower, actually, which is being thrown for both Bethenny and Ramona. And the presents handed out at the party are weirdly inappropriate -- but are also somehow completely expected, given the nature of the show.

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Alex gives Bethany and Ramona handcuffs that appear to be covered in pearls. For -- you know -- use during sex. Her second present is some cloth straps decorated with Swarovski crystals. These are also meant to be used so that the girls can be tied up -- you know, during sex.

Ramona seems completely mystified by all the sex toy gifts. Meanwhile, Sonja wonders how Ramona can keep her sex life "up to date" without being handcuffed and tied up. It's all so tacky and fascinating. You stay classy, ladies!