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Best 'The Office' 'That's What She Said' Quotes

by Christopher Engelhardt, posted Jun 6th 2010 6:00AM
The Office that's what she saidIt's hard to imagine anyone who hasn't heard or said, "That's What She Said." The fan favorite one-liner used by Michael Scott (Steve Carell) on NBC's hysterical, off-beat comedy 'The Office,' is a clever one-liner that never gets old. It's also a catch-phrase that ensures that the laughs keep coming.

Michael catchy and ever-entertaining line has, over time, defined the hit TV series. Here is a compilation of the top five "That's What She Said" quotes from 'The Office.'

Season 2: Episode 21 -'Conflict Resolution'

Michael decides to play office mediator to help resolve issues among his employees.

Michael: "All right, how about the Phyllis/Angela dispute?"
Angela: "You already did me."
Michael: "That's what she said."

Season 2: Episode 2- Sexual Harassment
Michael comes under fire from boss Jan Levinson and the corporate office for his sexist and offensive behavior. Things get even better after he announces his "retirement from comedy."

Michael: "And in the future if I want to say something funny, or witty, or do an impression, I will no longer, ever do any of those things."
Jim: "Does that include 'That's What She Said?'
Michael: "Mmhmm. Yes."
Jim: "Wow. That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so..."
Michael: "That's what she said!" (Bursts into laughter).

Season 3: Episode 20 - Product Recall

Michael's famous quote comes during a meeting where he instructs Jim how to deal with his client, Dunmore High School, which sent out prom invitations on the company's faulty paper. The fun begins at 2:18.

Michael: "This is a keystone account. I want you in the school, in person. I want you to bring a partner."
Ryan Howard: "I'll go."
Michael: "No, sweet cheeks. We need somebody who's actually made a sale. Andy, you go."
Andy: "Well, young doe little at your service. A.K.A, will do."
Jim: "Yeah, I'm definitely gonna go alone."
Michael: "No, no! I need two men on this! That's what she said! No time! But she did! No time!"

Season 3: Episode 17 - Cocktails
Michael and Dwight attend a cocktail party held by the CFO of Dunder-Mifflin. Jan, involved with Michael, also attends.

[In car]
"Thanks for inviting me along."
Michael: "Oh, sure. Really didn't give it any thought. Wait, should you be going?"
[Michael's phone rings. He answers]
Michael: "Hello, you!"
Jan: "Michael?"
Michael: "Hey, buttercup. I am on my way, should be there in about 15..."
Jan: "Let's just blow this party off."
Michael: "That's what she said."

Season 5: Episode 5 'Crime Aid'

Michael holds an auction after the office is robbed to recoup the value of the stolen items.

Michael: "Is there somebody in the back? Do I see somebody in the back? 400? 450 dollars? Sold for 300 dollars to me!" [Slams gavel, which squeaks]. "What the hell is that?"
Phyllis: "It's the only gavel I could find."
Michael: "It squeaks when you bang it. That's what she said."

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Kerry Duet Naquin

Love these!

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January 30 2011 at 8:07 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

2.21 is even better with Jim mouthing "That's what she said," totally expecting it.

And yeah, The Deposition one has to be here.

June 06 2010 at 9:18 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
John Ready

In Season 3 Episode 20 Andy said "William Dolittle at your service, AKA Will Do."

June 06 2010 at 8:34 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

3.20 definitely makes the top five, but the list is incomplete without The Deposition. And how about the one where Michael's face is in cement and he's breathing through a straw?

June 06 2010 at 6:56 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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