Cursing and Parenthood on 'Maury' (VIDEO)

There's a paternity test on 'Maury' (weekdays, syndicated). This should come as no surprise to anyone who's ever watched the show before, since basically the entire function of 'Maury' is to display televised paternity tests. In fact, the show may as well just be retitled 'Paternity Test! -- The Series.'

On the latest episode, Maury welcomes 14-year-old Naquita, one of the youngest teen mothers he's ever had on the air. Naquita is joined by highly displeased grandmother Michelle, and the potential 17-year-old father, whose name is Xavier. Of course, Xavier confidently predicts that there is "no way" that he is the baby's daddy. One quick smash-cut later, and it is just as obviously revealed that Xavier ... is the baby's father.

We would tell you what happens after that -- but honestly, it's pretty much all jumping and screaming and cursing from that point on. Suffice it to say that neither Naquita nor Michelle nor Xavier seems entirely pleased with the whole situation.